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I was staring at myself in front of the mirror and was surprised of seeing me having slimmed down a bit. I am not sure if I really have because I haven’t checked my weight lately, but I sure have had lost some pounds with the looks of me. Dancing each morning makes me sweat a lot, it’s like when you use some slimming down products which gives you something like liposuction in Houston Texas. Well, I am just glad to see myself not-so-fat anymore. Now I know how some obese people feel when they were teased by those who got skin-and-bones bodies. I am not an obese. It’s just that I can be close to one if I would not be careful of what I eat and neglect the miracles exercise can give. In the next few days, I am planning to have a walk each morning and exercise at least 30 minutes. That wouldn’t be hard though, so I hope I won’t be too lazy to do it.

Top Ten Medical Jokes

1. The skin was moist and dry.

2. Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid. (Long fingers?)

3. The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

4. She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.

5. Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

6. The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

7. The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

8. The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.

9. Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

10. I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.